Forrest Gump: Stupid am as Stoopid Doo.

Forrest Gump: Sex is Like a Box of Chocolates-Sweet,Gooey and Nauseatin' if you over do it.

Forrest Gump: Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, You never know what you are gonna get.

Forrest Gump: People to respect: Female Gym Teachers.

Forrest Gump: People to respect: Lonely Ranchers.

Forrest Gump: People to Respect: Fellow Inmates.

Forrest Gump: Time heals all Wounds. Newsweek even heals a few.

Forrest Gump: Avoid Nightmares.

Forrest Gump: Do you like Shrimp?

Forrest Gump: Life is like a warm Puppy, except when you get HeartGermers.

Forrest Gump: Never smell the inside of bowlin' shoes. Especially someone else's.

Forrest Gump: People who live in glass houses shouldn't pick their nose.

Forrest Gump: It's Much easier to bury the hatchet than to bury a body.

Forrest Gump: Killing 2 birds with 1 stone will often make the Audubon Society Upset.

Forrest Gump: Tommorrow is another day. Although I've been known to be wrong.

Forrest Gump: United we stand, Divided we sit.

Forrest Gump: Variety is the spice of life, with Garlic Powder a close second.

Forrest Gump: Out of the mouths of Babes oftentimes comes drool.

Forrest Gump: Slow and Steady gets his ass kicked in the 100 yard dash.

Forrest Gump: Keep your metal detector in good workin' order.

Forrest Gump: Two heads are better than one unless all you wear is turtlenecks.

Forrest Gump: Know why farts smell? So's deaf people can enjoy 'em, too.

Forrest Gump: Never get a manicure during an Earthquake.

Forrest Gump: Keep enough money on hand to bribe a policeman.

Forrest Gump: It takes two to Tango and ten to play basketball.

Forrest Gump: If the shoe fits, find the other one.

Forrest Gump: Kissing Butt, Groveling and sucking up shamelessly never made anybody poor.

Forrest Gump: Bob Hope springs eternal.

Forrest Gump: One man's trash is another man's garbage.

Forrest Gump: Hell hath no fury like a woman who's just gotten a bad haircut.

Forrest Gump: Bad gas travels fast.

Forrest Gump: No news is good news-but enough about USA TODAY.

Forrest Gump: Strike while the iron is hot,But turn it off before you get on the Picket Line.

Forrest Gump: A dog is man's best friend. A man's leg is a dog's best friend.

Forrest Gump: If you can't do, teach. If you can't teach, do nothing.

Forrest Gump: If you can't do, Teach. If you can't teach, do nothing, or be Vice President.

Forrest Gump: Roses are Red, Violets are blue. The way to get chicks is to learn haiku.

Forrest Gump: A thing of beauty is a joy until the third face-lift.

Forrest Gump: Good things come to those who wait tables-tips.

Forrest Gump: Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater, unless you want Legal Trouble.

Forrest Gump: The pen is mightier than the sword. Yeah, right.

Forrest Gump: You can lead a horse to water, but who has the time?

Forrest Gump: There's nothing new under the sun, with possible exception of the Wonder Bra.

Forrest Gump: A bird in the hand is potentially messy.

Forrest Gump: The truth hurts. But not as much as flossing.

Forrest Gump: Never turn your back on a guy nicknamed "The Homicidal Maniac."

Forrest Gump: A stich in time saves lots of embarassment, particularly in the crotch area.

Forrest Gump: What does not kill us makes us extremely nauseous.

Forrest Gump: Pulling your groin is one thing-pulling someone else's is another.

Forrest Gump: Silence is a virtue known to all mute men.

Forrest Gump: It's good to be born under a lucky star, so long as it's not a falling one.

Forrest Gump: One Bad apple can spoil the whole report card.

Forrest Gump: Don't play the TUBA after running a marathon.

Forrest Gump: Treat your mama right-unless she is an abusive, unethical alcoholic.

Forrest Gump: Tools are made to be broken.

Forrest Gump: Keep in mind: Piece of cake over peace on earth.

Forrest Gump: Watch out for show people. Especially the ones at Disney.

Forrest Gump: All work and no play makes Jack a C.P.A.

Forrest Gump: Beware of People who send their police mug shots to dating services.

Forrest Gump: "Victim" is just "mitciV" spelled backward.

Forrest Gump: A friend in need can probably call someone else. Suggest it.

Forrest Gump: Talk is Cheap, unless you're online.

Forrest Gump: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. From what I've heard.

Forrest Gump: Much can be said of the term "Your on my foot." Use it whenever Necessary.

Forrest Gump: Lie down with dogs, wake up with marital problems and a booking on GERALDO.

Forrest Gump: Ice cream is a dish best served cold.

Forrest Gump: Money talks, just kidding-it doesn't really.

Forrest Gump: Keep a stiff upper lip. The Novocain will eventually wear off.

Forrest Gump: Life is like a dumpster, It Stinks.

Forrest Gump: A penny saved is pretty much useless.

Forrest Gump: A picture is worth a thousand dollars. Especually if the subject is nude.

Forrest Gump: If you think your life is unmanageable, try playing for the New York Mets.

Forrest Gump: All is fair in love-except for the man always having to pay-and war.

Forrest Gump: The child is the father to the man. Read about it in the STAR!

Forrest Gump: A shot in the dark could lead to malpractice.

Forrest Gump: It's a small world unless you're a midget, in which case it is slightly bigger.

Forrest Gump: You can't teach an old dog new tricks, unless one of them is "DIE."

Forrest Gump: Beggars can't be choosers, unless they're choosin' to be beggars.

Forrest Gump: Charity begins at golf tournaments.

Forrest Gump: Do unto others before they do unto you.

Forrest Gump: Don't cross a ditch until you come to it.

Forrest Gump: It's no use beating a dead horse, unless he owed you money.

Forrest Gump: Dead men tell no tales. But you knew that.

Forrest Gump: The Shortest distance between 2 points invaribly will not involve AMTRAK.

Forrest Gump: The Shortest Distance between 2 points invaribly will not involve GREYHOUND.

Forrest Gump: Fools rush to a Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon.

Forrest Gump: Old age is wasted on the elderly.

Forrest Gump: My aubt Sheila once had an expression. But she forgot it.

Forrest Gump: Money is the root of all revenue.

Forrest Gump: Bad gas Travels Fast.

Forrest Gump: One Man's trash is another man's garbage.

Forrest Gump: Stupid am as stoopid doo.

Forrest Gump: United we stand, divided we sit.

Forrest Gump: Tools are made to be broken.

Forrest Gump: Talk is cheap, unless you are online.

Forrest Gump: Life is like a garbage dumpster, it stinks.

Forrest Gump: A penny saved is pretty much useless.

Forrest Gump: Charity begins at golf tournaments.

Forrest Gump: If one shoe fits, find the other one.

Forrest Gump: Old age is wasted on the elderly.